The 6 Phases of Work (still funny!)

Phase 1

You are listening to jazz

Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

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Phase 2

You are listening to pop music

After a while, you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.

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Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal

This is what you feel like at month’s end.

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Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop

You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish, and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking, and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking "WHATEVER" about your boss.

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Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP

After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, and you forget what a "good hair day" feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

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Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head

You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out. You have a dartboard with your boss’s picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you're even here in the first place!

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